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In this episode, we return from Chad's illness to offer up our longest show yet.  Will Blanchard joins us to look back on three long, long years.  We discuss Piranha Sharks, the douchiness of Screech from Saved by the Bell and we talk sports of all kinds.  Plus, another failed homework assignment and a special reacharound involving Justin Bieber.

After a very brief hiatus, the boys are back and badder than ever.  In this episode, they reveal the true reason behind the podcast shutdown, they take the ALS ice bucket challenge and they talk about what the heck they've been doing and watching for the past three weeks.  Plus, the return of Chihuahua Fantasy Football Leage and a special taste test.

Two Nerdy Chihuahuas in one week?  You must've been extra good.  This time, Chad talks Tsuro, King of Tokyo and Tapple.  

Chad geeks out on more board games.

Apologies in advance for the sound quality on this episode.  Contrary to what you might think, we didn't actually record this over the phone.  We appear to have been having equipment issues.  We'll try to get it fixed for the next episode.  On this show, we discuss "Guardians of the Galaxy" and "Sharknado", share in the joys of homework, Scott hates on Ashton and we see the return of the Bieber.  

In this episode, our intrepid trio discuss Hercules, talk douchebags, offer up a gentle reach around and engage in general stupidity.  Plus, return of the Homework!

In this episode, Chad experiences the new roundabout, we discuss Sex Tape, Top Secret! and have a special taste test.  Plus, Justin Bieber returns and we offer a heartfelt reacharound.  All this and a loving memory from Will.

In this episode, we dissect Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, learn about a whole new color, an unconventional STD treatment and talk the usual.  Plus, Benji is too stupid to plug in part of the equipment, but realizes it before the show goes on too long.

In this episode, we celebrate our freedom from World Cup soccer, discuss Roger Ebert and throwback cinema, and visit some particularly awful douchebags.  Plus, we offer Ashton some love advice and the boys abuse Will one more time.

In this episode, we discuss how bad Transformers:  Age of Extinction is.  I mean, how really, really bad.  How totally awful, how atrocious, how unbearably painful it  is.  Seriously, it is terrible.  Plus, Benji mocks Chad's choice in clothing, we revisit a couple of douchebags and offer a hearty reacharound.  All this and the greatest baby name ever!

In this episode, we neglect the clones, force out another lame intro, discuss 22 Jump Street and The Grand Budapest Hotel, and talk guns and God.  Plus, douchebags and the return of Sorry Sarah.

In this episode, we compare How to Train Your Dragon 2 to Free Birds, discuss the Doucebaggery of Justin Bieber, offer a very special reach around to one bright actor and we re-live theater days.  Plus, the return of the clones.

In this episode, the clones return and Benji cries, we discuss the lengths one would go to in order to retrieve an Iphone, the depths of a mother's love, and how Tom Cruise can still make a good movie even though he's nuts.  Plus, reacharounds, Tales from the Theater and the return of the Bieber.

In this episode, we discuss George Brett, A Million Ways to Die in the West, and the awfulness of the Chicago Cubs and Kansas City Royals.  Plus, douchebags, Will whines and Ashton offers a special kind of love to LeVar Burton

We're back!  After a week in which no one bothered to notice we were gone, we've returned with fresh tales of pop culture frivolity.  We discuss Godzilla and the new X-Men, talk douchebags and give ourselves a hand.  Plus, Chad has a new card game and we hate pointless graduations!

In this episode, we talk about how an untimely death sheds a light on the indifference of our local movie theater.  Benji and Scott talk Neighbors, and Chad gives an unfortunate Reacharound.  All this, plus Douchebags!

In this episode, we discuss plans for getting into shape, spoil Amazing Spider-Man 2, talk douchebags, and Chad recounts a Tales from the Theater in which he was the DB of the week.  All this, plus the Attack of the Clones.

In this episode, another of Chad’s hair brained schemes backfires, we discuss older movies, check in on the Oscar Pistorius trial, and visit our Tales from the Theater.  Plus, douchebags galore!

In this episode, we discuss Heaven is for Real, talk the worst ways to commit suicide, Scott receives a very uncomfortable phone call, and we talk douchebags.  Plus, we undergo an idiotic exercise in masochism at the end of the show.  Play along at home!

After a quick week off, we return wtih more inanity and stupidity.  This week we talk Captain America and Draft Day, recount what we did with our time off, and throw out a few douchebags.  Plus, Benji's computer fritzes again, meaning you won't have to hear him ramble for too long about his week off.

In this episode, we discuss Noah, Scott recounts his adventure with kidney stones and law enforcement, and we completely neglect to mention that it was his birthday.  Plus, Benji recounts his lifelong vendetta against his hand.

In this episode, Scott wusses out because he's stoned (in the worst possible way), so Benji and Chad must carry the load.  We discuss Comicon, Frozen, Muppets and share another installment of Tales of the Theater.  Plus, the return of the Bieber.

In this episode, we learn about Benji’s secret double life, Chad and Scott geek out over their impending Comicon trip, we discuss Need for Speed and wax poetic about John McTiernan.  Plus, Justin Bieber isn’t a douce!  At least for one week.

In this episode, Scott reveals his ingenious way to benefit from Daylight Savings Time, we discuss Mr. Peabody and Sherman and find out what it would be like if Benji were on The Walking Dead.  Plus, we lose a section where Chad and Benji talk basketball due to Benji's acient computer.  All this, plus Justin Bieber's still a douchebag.

In this episode, we take binge watching to the extreme, discuss some of the best of Netflix, and offer up a douchebag.  Plus, Benji defends the Oscars and tells another very special Tales from the Theater.

In this episode, the guys spend 45 minutes ragging on each other.  Plus, we discuss movies and douchebags.  Also, another Tales from the Theater and the inaugural Scott Meeker's Tales from Taco Bell.

In this episode, Chad gets his Cumberbatch on, we call FOP Will Blanchard out for being a liar, talk Robocop and Winter's Tale, adn revist the Tales from the Theater.  Plus, Justin Bieber is a douchebag...just because.

In this episode, we discuss the Lego Movie, bring back the ever popular Bieber Douchebag, talk classic movies and harken back to simpler times wit another Tales from the Theater.  

In this episode, we discuss Chad's 40th birthday celebration, talk "Labor Day", hear about a clothing adverse patron from movie theater days and bring Justin Bieber back to defend his douchebag.  Plus, a reacharound to a very special newlywed.

In this episode, we discuss The Spectacular Now, the return of the Bieber, Chad's Downton Abbey obsession and we have a return of the Tales from the Theater.  All this plus a very special reacharound.

In this episde, the guys coin yet another colorful and highly inappropriate term, they discuss "Her", "Jack Ryan", "Lone Survivor" and Scott explores the shady world of Reddit movie watching.  Plus, alternative uses for cheese, Justin Bieber is still a douche, fun with penis pumps, and they try a new board game.  All this, and another movie theater storytime, just for Ashton.

In this episode, Scott takes a bit of a hiatus to do actual work related stuff, so Benji and Chad pick up the slack in discussing alternate uses for ceramic squirrels, the proper labeling of Nike shoes, throw another bone Justin Bieber's way, and enjoy contributions from listeners regarding the douchocity of Michael Bay.  Plus, they talk about movies and stuff.

In this episode, we give Justin Bieber a very rare double award, talk Wolf of Wall Street and Secret Life of Walter Mitty, listen to Scott's really boring story about his car problems and one of us has the munchies.

As a placeholder until our regular episode hits in a day or two, we offer you this, a recap of our greatest moments of 2013.  Happy New Year, suckers!

In this episode, Chad makes his triumphant return, we sample exotic wares from far east and slightly north, debate The Hobbit, discuss Anchorman 2 and make Chad an honorary Douchebag and Reacharound winner.  Plus, it’s our annual gift exchange!  

In this episode, Scott and Benji soldier on without their missing compatriot.  They discuss the latest Hobbit, the Coen Brothers, talk Christmas, ignore Itunes feedback yet again and recognize two very deserving fellas for a Reacharound.  

In this episode, Scott and Benji continue to soldier on without Chad, we get a Preston Lacy update and we begin their quest to get Preston to do the show.  Plus, we talk Calvin and Hobbes and even more Breaking Bad.

In this episode, Chad goes AWOL to watch his Chiefs lose, so Scott and Benji discuss Frozen, Amish drive-bys, Benji’s secret love of Preston Lacy, and the untimely death of Paul Walker.  Benji also does his best to alienate all the drunk driver contingent of our audience while Scott cringes, and we talk about yet another reason to hate Guasano’s Pizza.  Plus, we almost completely ignore fantasy football.

In this pre-Thanksgiving episode, the group engages in their own form of Hunger Games, we learn what happens every time Chad is killed in an intro, discuss "The Hunger Games:  Catching Fire", talk stand up comedy and throw out a few more douchebags.  Plus:  Homework?  No, no homework.

In this episode, we discuss unusual fetishes, rehash Scott’s first week at the new gig and talk movies. Plus, douchebags and a very special reach around.

In this episode, we hash out Thor, discuss news, football and douchebags.

In this episode, the boys do some trick or treating, then talk movie theater shootings, discuss "Before Midnight" and trash 3d.  Plus, we renew our membership to the Helen Hunt fan club and bring Chris Brown back to douchedom.

In this episode, Chad returns from his football hiatus, we discuss Bad Grandpa, the flawed logic of Gremlins, and rehash television from seasons past.  Plus, douchebags, news and a very special reach around.

On this episode, Chad abandons the podcast in order to watch his Kansas City Chiefs before the rest of the team turns their guns on either their girlfriends or themselves.  So Benji and Scott talk movies, douchebags, some Breaking Bad, the final season of The Office and just enjoy the general uninterrupted peace of no Chad.  But we do offer a reacharound to help soothe hurt feelings.

In this episode, we exact revenge on Chad, we discuss Machete Kills and Captain Phillips, and discuss why Madonna is the scourge of the civilized world.

In this episode, we recount theater horror stories for the week, discuss Gravity and Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2, delve in to Grand Theft Auto V and hear from Sorry Sarah.  Plus, douchebags, a reacharound and more of Chad Reads Insane Clown Posse Lyrics.  And, for the ladies, Benji reads dinosaur erotica.

In this issue, we discuss the joys of food poisoning, try to figure out exactly what sound a cardinal makes, talk Battle of the Year and Kings of Summer, and dissect Breaking Bad.  Plus, we rail on Insane Clown Posse yet again, lose the slightest bit of respect for Sorry Sarah, and discuss the biggest douchebags in the country.  All this, plus Chad Breaks Bad!

In this episode, Chad relates a life changing event he witnessed on the way to recording.  We discuss "Prisoners", as well as revisit a few old favorites.  We re-visit the stupidity of the Insane Clown Posse and offer a very special reach around down under.  

In this episode, we talk fantasy football and Scott's amazing ability to dominate the league without any actual knowledge of the sport.  We also discuss Breaking Bad, Stories We Tell and douchebags.

In this episode, we give the inaugural Smoking Chihuahua Fantasy Football League update, revisit Scott's bum knee, hear the story of Black Terry and White Beth, and Chad has a secret.  Plus, Riddick and douchebags.

In this episode, the boys whip out the race card, then get bored with it.  Plus, we discuss Elysuim, don't deliver a radio drama, and we make an important decision regarding  homework.  All this and news, douchebags and a very special reach around.

On our spectacular two year and one week anniversary show, we discuss Benji's untimely demise, the probability of a Cub dynasty and we talk movies.  Benji bags on Smurfs 2, Chad zones out on The Wolverine and Scott comes to grips with his lack of movie exposure lately.  Plus, douchebags and reacharounds.  But alas, we forgot the homework.

In this episode, we prepare for our big two year anniversary by not actually celebrating it.  Plus, we discuss Sharknado, Pacific Rim and Turbo.

In this special edition, Scott and Chad recount their trip into the depths of hell.

In this special edition, we follow Benji on his quest to be reunited with his co-hosts and find completion.  Note the stellar voice work.

This episode, we prepare for the imminent death of Scott and Chad by discussing Despicable Me 2, The Lone Ranger and the pros and cons of getting to know your horse carnally (spoiler alert:  This episode contains a Sara Jessica Parker joke). We also discuss the price of being forgetful and get a visit from the Chihuahua mascot, Esther the cat.

In this episode, we discuss White House Down, give a trivia update and we learn that our cinematic debut is now streaming on Netflix.  Plus, we talk about the pros and cons of bullying and give a half-hearted reach around.

In this episode, Scott develops intimate knowledge of zombies, we discuss the negative career impact of slave themed weddings and the Muppets further encroachment into the real world.  We also discuss World War Z and Monsters University and cover homework and douchebags.

Chad's Back!

In our milestone episode 100, we treat the event with relative indifference, instead talking Man of Steel while Chad sits on the toilet.  We also have a record number of douchebags and reach arounds.  Plus, 100 reasons to love the Chihuahua!

In this episode, we discuss news, get excited about our upcoming milestone episode, and Benji suffers through The Internship.  Plus, we discuss why we would never want a talking cat.

In this episode, we rush to make deadline and meet listener expectations.  Also, we discuss Now You See Me, reminisce about Arrested Development and realize why everyone should be more like Aaron Rogers.  All this, and listener mail!

In this episode, we spend a great deal of time discussing Fast and Furious 6 and Arrested Development.  Plus a few other things.

In this episode we geek out on the latest Star Trek film, dissecting it to its very core, then regurgitating it for your listening pleasure (?).  We also talk the relevance of 3D, tip our caps to our latest reacharound and mercilessly chastise our douchebag nominees.

In this episode, we discuss the art of shot gunning milkshakes, the pros and cons of large women fetish websites, and Scott comes out as a Baz Luhrman fan.  Plus, we desecrate a classic work of literature as well as a beloved romantic comedy.  All this and douchebags, reacharounds and our homework.

In this episode, we dissect Iron Man 3, some of us dread the upcoming Great Gatsby adaptation, and completely torpedo any chances of a Kum & Go endorsement deal.  Plus, we talk naked chicks covered in fish, douchebags and a couple of reacharounds.

In this episode, Benji and Chad rant about the death of trivia night, we discuss Pain & Gain and one of us reports on the homework assignment.  Plus, a review of Hellzapalooza!

Once again, we visit our summer movie spectacular, counting down the highs, lows and Lone Ranger of the upcoming movie season.  Though we cut back on douchebags, we more than make up for it with our presence.

In this episode, we introduce Benji’s latest family edition, Chad recounts uncomfortable stories from childhood and Will makes his triumphant return.  We discuss the proper amount of time to allow a movie or book to get good before abandonment, and we cover really, really old prostitutes.  Plus, douchebags and a bit of music.

In this episode, Chad and Scott recount their Comicon 2013 adventures, we discuss the bowel movements of George Takei, debate the merits of “Evil Dead” and send a shout out to the kidlet.  Plus, douchebags and homework.

In this episode, we recount our poker experiences from the night before, discuss the latest G.I. Joe, and wonder why Darius Rucker is suddenly everywhere.  Plus douchebags and a special reacharound.

In this episode, we pay proper respect to the aging beauty that is Helen Hunt, we discuss Olympus Has Fallen and find an extended scene outtake, Chad whines about being whipped by Benji and Scott in the NCAA Bracket Challenge, and we discuss douchebags and homework.

In this episode, we have a bitter battle to christen the new show pope, discuss "Oz the Great and Powerful", talk "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone", and hash out homework and douchebags.

In this episode, we argue spoilers, discuss a truly atrocious movie, and debate the merits of not endangering our listeners' lives.  Plus, douchebags and homework.

In this episode, we discuss our short hiatus, talk Oscars, recap the trivia night semi-final, take a look at "The Swell Season" and "Hotel Transylvania", and beep more than usual.  Plus, douchebags and homework.

Weather, illness and little podcast gremlins have kept our crew from getting together this week.  So, to tide you over, Chad offers his take on gaming and all things nerdy.  Tune back in next week for trivia semi-final updates as well as Oscar commentary.

In this episode, we dissect “Live Free or Die Hard”, discuss why Chad is a back-stabbing, lying weasel and start making plans for the Kansas City Comicon.  Plus, the Chihuahaus are gonna sponsor a race, we have homework and we tell you why the blade runner may truly just be misunderstood.  All this, plus return of the Chinese Delivery Guy!

In this episode, we discuss "Identity Thief", douchebags and one hulking good fellow.  Plus, homework.

In this special episode, we gather the scripted introductions from our first 25 episodes, a compliment to our two radio drama episodes.  And no, this is not just because no one wanted to miss the Superbowl.  Really...

In this episode, we discuss "Movie 43", "Silver Linings Playbook", "Les Mis" and we analyze the disturbed quartet in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".  Plus, we talk trivia night failures and the inherent risks of sex with snowmen.

In this episode, we heap abuse on Scott, discuss trivia night, talk about "Frankenweenie" and French Stewart, and why Matthew Broderick excels at equestrian events.  Plus, a reach around for one special host.

In this episode, we discuss Compliance, Zero Dark Thirty, Moonrise Kingdom and Gangster Squad.  Plus, we introduce our new Kid's Corner and continue our latest segment.  All this, and another contest in which a prize may or may not be awarded!

In this episode, we discuss the return of Downton Abby, talk Pitch Perfect, and introduce a new segment.  Plus we look at those douchebags from Washington.

In this episode, we welcome special guest Will Blanchard, who regales us with his trio of celebrity impersonations.  We discuss Django Unchained and Jack Reacher, and Will examines the place of Batman Returns in the pantheon of Batman films.  Plus, douchebags and homework.

It's our Christmas episode!  This time around, we discuss our journey to Kansas City to watch The Hobbit in 48 frame per second 3D at the Imax in Kansas City.  Plus, we talk about douchbags and news, and we have our gift exchange.

A special Christmas treat for all of our loyal listeners:  Part Two of our radio drama compilations.  Enjoy!

In this episode, Chad makes his triumphant return.  Will Blanchard makes his mark on the show, we eat some horribly disgusting things and we hit the usual news and douchebags.

In this episode, Chad disappears and What's His Head takes his place.  We discuss horrible parents, our French audience, and the proper length of time to wait before watching The Hobbit.  Plus douchebags and homework!

In this episode, Chad bids a fond farewell (at least for two weeks), we begin the searh for a guest host and we coin the latest conservative name for Obama...spread it to the four winds.  Plus, we discuss Red Dawn, Rise of the Guardians and Life of Pi.  All this and a butt kissing fake dentist.

In this episode, Chad inches ever closer to surrendering his man card, we discuss news and douches and take a look at Lincoln and Skyfall.

In this episode, we discuss an unorthodox masseuse, learn the proper alcohol level for pudding wrestling and reminisce on old times.  Plus, election douchebags and our homework.

In this episode, Scott is voted off of the show, Benji and Chad discuss the Disney purchase of Star Wars, and we discuss Man with the Iron Fists and Flight.

In this episode, Chad alienates a longtime listener by giving him a horrible, horrible nickname, we discuss Cloud Atlas and the Walking Dead, and we cover the news of the week.  Plus, we read the most awful/awesome douchebag story ever.

In this episode, we inadvertently recognize the 25th anniversary of the rescue of Baby Jessica, ignore some films, skip some homework and talk some Walking Dead.

In this episode, Chad lets off some steam after a close encounter of the goth kind, we discuss Taken 2 and Looper, hit the news of the weird and discuss some douchebags.  Plus, Chad finally likes good music!  And another round of Ask the Chihuahua.

In this episode we discuss the stupidity of frats, discuss the movies we didn't see and Chad talks Ben Folds Five. Plus, Benji expresses his love for Truck Yeah! and we Ask the Chihuahua.

In this episode, we debate whether text speech will be the death of the English language, we argue over whether a theater should show 2016, review 2016, The Master, Piranhna DD and The Dictator.  We also answer our first Ask the Chihuahua and name our Douchebags of the Week.

In this episode, Chad returns to once again ignore the homework assignment, we discuss the douchbaggery of Wal Mart, talk all things movies and discuss Pootie Tang.

In this episode, Chad goes AWOL so we talk to a chair.  Scott and Benji discuss angry beavers and the proper care and feeding of chihuahuas, discuss Barbarella and Safety Not Guaranteed, and discuss the douchebags.  Plus, we reminisce about a local citizen's love of a horse and the legend of Courtney Love.