Tales of the Smoking Chihuahua (Entertainment)

In this special episode, we spoil the crap out of "The Dark Knight Rises", dissecting the film and measuring it against the previous films in the trilogy.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:14pm CDT

In this episode, we get a visit from Bane and Batman, discuss the Aurora theater shooting, and hit the homework.  Plus, a slew of Colorado-related douchebags.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:06pm CDT

With the beginning of our second season, we discuss Dark Knight anticipation, Chad's irrational hatred of a card game, touch on some news of the week and introduce a plethora of new douchebags.  All this, and Wilford Brimley!

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 9:49pm CDT

On this, our super spectacular one year anniversary special, we welcom celebrity guests, friends of the show and look back on the past year.  We have news, douches and discuss Spiderman as well.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 9:42pm CDT

We get ready to celebrate our first anniversary with our best episode this week!  This time, we discuss Moonrise Kingdom and Ted, with a little Brave on the side.  We encounter a racist Elmo, and Chad becomes disenfranchised with Dish Network.  Plus, you can win stuff!

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 11:14am CDT

In this episode, we discuss Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter, Brave, Bonnie and Clyde and debate the merits of ignoring music reviews until after listening to an album (and it is decided that Benji was right).  Plus our news, douchebags, Would You Rather?, and we forever blow the opportunity to land the coveted CamelBak endorsement.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:01am CDT

In this issue, we ignore That's My Boy and Rock of Ages, discuss disturbing uses for stuffed animals and find a world full of douchebags.  Plus we try to convince Chad to try out Casino Royale, but he is too snobbish.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:58pm CDT

In this episode, we deal with some unruly dwarves, prepare ourselves for the upcoming zombie apocalypse, and discuss the bane of humanity that is Kathie Lee Gifford.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 8:59pm CDT

In this episode, Benji dissects the stupidity of Battleship, Chad talks running and Scott is AWOL.  Plus, we discuss texting in movie theaters and present our douchebags of the week.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 9:53pm CDT

In this issue, we discuss The Avengers, why Chad's favorite place to buy douches, news of the week and we discuss homework.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 6:01pm CDT

Our summer movie preview.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 9:36pm CDT

In this episode, we record the most offensive radio drama ever, Benji and Scott may or may not spill about The Avengers, and we discuss why record collectors are geeks.  Plus, we mock Harry Knowles.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 9:01pm CDT

This episode, we do our best to help a fatherless child, we discuss "Cabin in the Woods" and "The Three Stooges", and Benji springs a surprise on Scott and Chad, inspiring shamless brown nosing.  Plus, we learn the hazards of interrupting fervent copulation when tools are handy. 

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 8:46pm CDT

In this episode, we get the world's most convoluted revenge plot, a look at how Titanic should have ended and a plethora of douchebags.  Plus, we discuss our homework and the upcoming films.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:47pm CDT

In this episode, Scott goes AWOL, we discuss The Hunger Games and Wrath of the Titans, talk about trailers and 3D and hammer a fat douche.  Plus, Would You Rather? and the first silent radio drama.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:01pm CDT

In the geekiest podcast yet, Chad and Scott recount their visit to a comic convention, we discuss The Hunger Games without actually seeing it, and Benji gets electrocuted.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:22pm CDT

In this episode, the truth about Chad becomes known, we discuss 21 Jump Street, and Hunger for Games.  Plus, we celebrate our Independence and Scott and Chad prepare to geek out at Comic Con...

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 8:11pm CDT

This episode, we discuss Best Worst Movie, Chad carries Scott, stubs his toe and doesn't swear too much. 

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 6:14pm CDT

Two sick kids and a lack of sleep = no synopsis...but rest assured the sexiness survives intact.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 11:17pm CDT

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:27pm CDT

This episode, Benji and Scott successfully drive Chad away, at least for a few minutes.  We discuss how Benji is right about movies, always, and the show gets award recognition.  Plus, douchebags and the worst drama ever.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:31pm CDT

In this episode, we pay tribute to the recently departed Whitney Houston, special guest Jar Jar Binks comes around to annoy everyone, we discuss the Super Bowl commercials and shoot for that ever elusive Waffle House endorsement.  Plus, we discuss Safe House, Midnight in Paris, Cowboys and Aliens and the Star Wars 3D rerelease. 

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:08pm CDT

In this episode, we discuss Chronicle, The Italian Job, Michael Caine's virility and borrowed douches.  Plus, the most creative introduction and radio drama ever.  All this, plus juggling monkeys.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:30pm CDT

In this episode, we shame Fear Factor into airing a re-run, we discuss our homework, throw out a douchebag or two and find out the state of the podcast.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:07pm CDT

In this episode, we review Red Tails, Haywire and The Artist, we discuss good theaters, and we play Would You Rather?  Plus, Homework and douchebags.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:02pm CDT

In this episode, we discuss the gastrointestinal issues of George Brett, the newly neutered Golden Globes, the Beauty and the Beast 3D conversion and doucey captains.  Plus, we get Lost on Alcatraz and make some increasingly poor decisions.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:28pm CDT

This episode, Scott figths off a demonic effect, Chad finally catches up with "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo", we catch up on some homework and we discuss what constitutes a threesome. 

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:12pm CDT

After a holiday break, we gather again, nursing our various illnesses and mocking Scott's inability to spell "First".  We also discuss "Mission: Impossible", "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo", "War Horse" and "The Adventures of Tin Tin".  Plus, we ramble on about various topics and blow off our homework.  All this and juggling monkeys.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 9:19pm CDT

On our Merry Christmas show, we welcome Chad back with indifference, discuss the upcoming slate of Christmas movies and enage in the revival of our annual gift exchange.  Plus, the entire show is supervised by our special guest, Smoking Chihuahua legal counsel Jason Glahn.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 11:18pm CDT

The Greatest Hites of Smoking Chihuahua...all of our radio dramas tied together in one convenient package.  For those who don't care for our opinions but love our voices...

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:00pm CDT

This week, man about town Arik Gilbert joins us as guest host, discussing the upcoming Big Bad Chubba reunion fundraising concert.  We get to hear about life on the road, talk about The Descendants and catch up on homework.  Plus, listener mail and a special Christmas treat.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 9:14pm CDT

This week, Chad goes AWOL for some lame thing like work obligations, while Scott drags himself off of his sickbed to try to make it through a show.  Also, we discuss Attack the Block and realize there's not much going on.  Plus, a holiday themed homework assignment.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 3:58pm CDT

In this episode, we examine hijacked paternity, Black Friday deals to die for and we track the mystery of Skeeter.  We also discuss The Muppets and The Towering Inferno.  Plus, a visit to the times of ancient Greece and disparage the good name of Michael J. Fox.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:27pm CDT

In this episode, we look at plastic surgery alternatives, monkey crotches and douchebags.  We discuss the upcoming films, talk about Chinatown and get get another homework assignment. 

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 8:51pm CDT

In this episode, the group decides to revamp the show after a critical drubbing.  We introduce a new segment that leaves us with that not so fresh feeling, and we discuss Immortals.  Plus, we find out who's coming to dinner.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 9:53pm CDT

In this episode, we discuss the proper form for urinating into bank tubes, we sympathize with the Nickelback haters and we discuss Brett Ratner's latest excretion.  Plus, Marathon Man and visit the old west.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 1:29pm CDT

For our special Halloween episode, Scott is zombie-fied as Chad and Benji discuss the scariest movies of all time (or at least their limited world).  We learn the proper ways to advertise heroin, and make a visit to Red State.  Plus, another radio drama.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 6:01pm CDT

In this special episode, Chad, Scott and Benji work through their anger, we pay a visit to "The Big Year", look back at Marlon Brando in "On the Waterfront", and rail against the stupidity of Adam Sandler.  Plus, Benji slams the movie theater (again) and we learn that there should be an IQ test at the corn mazes.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 9:32pm CDT

In this episode, we have a special visit from an agitated Sean Connery, we check back in with the generous corpse, find out if Tiger Woods likes hot dogs and find out if there's an age limit to sex.  Plus, we check in on Conan O'Brien, we do our homework and we debut our space opera.  All this and peanut brittle!

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 9:04pm CDT

In this episode, we revisit the Toe-Suck Fairy, Scott steals someone else's material, Chad waxes poetic about a Twin Peaks that has nothing to do with David Lynch, and Benji tries to be diplomatic about a movie.  Plus, we go "On the Trail!", do our homework and try to figure out which of us is closer to death.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:30pm CDT

In this episode, Scott and Benji make their triumphant return after being traded to Fargo.  We talk "Moneyball" and "Pulp Fiction, make a visit to "Spainhoward: For the Defense!" and do another homework assignment.  Plus, we discuss whether Brett Ratner can not suck.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 9:49pm CDT

In this episode, we discuss the finer points of rogue toe sucking, how to get your dead friend to foot the bill, the Star Wars Blu Ray release and whether Spaceballs holds up once you're past the age of 12.  Plus, Scott and Benji "Drive" and we get the premier of "Aces High!".

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:56pm CDT

In this episode, we discuss Warrior, Eddie Murphy's streak of humanity, do it yourself plastic surgery and we meet Chad.  Plus, our homework assignment,Chad bulks up for his next cage fight and we discuss vampirism among the elderly.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 8:40pm CDT

In this special edition, we look back on the summer that was.  Harry Potter, we barely knew ye.  Captain America, may God be with you.  Green Lantern...you suck.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 9:26am CDT

In this episode, we discuss space crabs, the hypocrisy of George Lucas, we get an introduction to Captain Eddie and we meet Scott.  Plus, another week of homework and a visit from Sean Connery.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:11pm CDT

In this episode, we discuss the dangers of opening your mouth during a hurricane, why Leslie Nielsen shouldn’t have dressed in drag and why you should always be careful when asking “Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”.  Plus, we get to delve into the disturbed mind of Benji, and Will Blanchard ties a bow on his trilogy of unerotic erotica.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 7:01pm CDT

In this episode, we have an update on Yvonne the runaway German cow, Will Blanchard makes another appearance to share more "Unerotic Erotica", Benji and Chad suffer through the Conan remake, Morgan Freeman pops in for a visit, and we discuss whether working with Urkel leads to porn.  Plus, this week's homework assignment:  Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 1:13pm CDT

In this episode, we debut a new limited feature, Unerotic Erotica with Will Blanchard.  We discuss the difficulties of removing the male uterus, Benji and Chad come to blows over Steve Carell, Scott finds the dirty in Harry Potter and more.  Plus, Hobo With a Shotgun!

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 1:24pm CDT

In this episode, Chad, Scott and Benji fend off an angry monkey mob as they discuss wallabies, the Dunkin Donuts special, why Brett Ratner sucks, the best of monkey movies and Rise of the Planet of the Apes.  Plus, this time Scott and Chad suffer too, as the group tackles the cinematic atrocity "Retardead".  All this and the weather...

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 11:15pm CDT

In this episode, we discuss Indecent Ewoks, Cowboys and Aliens, movie theater incompetence, the return of Beavis and Butthead and other fun stuff.  Plus, Chad and Scott become the Brutus to Benji's Caeser.  And the website is finally up!

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 7:00pm CDT

In this episode, Chad geeks out on Comic-Con and Captain America, we discuss lousy theater management, Amy Winehouse and the risks of sleeping on the sidewalk.  Plus, we finally discuss where our name comes from.  All this and the latest homework assignment.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 11:36pm CDT

In this episode, we discuss poetic justice for killer bear owners, Netflix price increases, all things Harry Potter, midnight movie screenings, and we grade our homework assignment.  Plus, a visit with Mrs. Ruth Fred.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 10:42pm CDT

In the premier episode of Tales of the Smoking Chihuahua, Benji, Scott and Chad discuss Transformers 3, Marlon Brando in 3D, Harry Potter, vampire c-sections and whether Star Trek is boring.

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Category:Entertainment -- posted at: 7:51pm CDT