In this episode we recount our visit to see "Kingsman", Benji registers his indifference toward "Divergent" and Chad thinks Benji's an idiot for liking the new "SpongBob" movie.  Plus, Scott goes cookie crazy and we have a very special Reacharound.

In this episode, we make up for a missed week by rambling on for record time.  We talk Brian Williams (both good and bad), discuss Project Almanac and the latest SpongeBob movie and examine the inherent racism of Fred Astaire movies.  Plus, Benji continues to geek out over 30 Rock and we may actually have made plans for ComicCon.

I dropped the ball on the editing, thus making the last episode's title make no sense at all.  So, I offer the intro that should have been. 

In this, a slightly abbreviated episode, the guys have to bust it to get this show recorded under the wire.  But that doesn't keep us from discussing Paddington, American Sniper and Mortdecai, each special in their own way.  Plus, we rail on the incompetence of Joplin's city council because everyone loves to hear very specific complaints about a place they don't live.  And Benji once again whines about the Regal Northstar 14.

In this episode, Benji meets his very special counterpart, Scott talks Inherent Vice and the Chad continues to be on the wrong side of the Penn State argument.  Plus, douchebags and reacharounds for all!

In this episode, we prove ourselves to be some of the worst people you'd ever hope to meet.  We discuss Taken 3 and Boyhood and once again discuss the douchiness of the Biebs.  And we continue to ignore the Fantasy Football League.

In this episode, we learn how not to get locked inside an unlocked closet.  Benji reveals the fear of The Babadook, Chad makes the mistake of visiting the Northstar 14 and we discuss our New Year's adventures.  Plus, we ignore fantasy football and beg for validation.

In this episode, we learn of some special resolutions, discuss natural selection and talk about all forms of Interview related idiocy.  Plus, Benji begrudgingly admits that Scott was right (although not officially on the show) and we recap a wild game night in which Benji embraces his dormant inner geek.

In our latest Super Special Christmas Spectacular, we have another visit from the clones, Chad and Scott discuss the latest Hobbit and Benji recounts another "rustic" visit to Branson.  All this leads up to our fourth annual Christmas gift exchange and possibly the worst holiday taste test ever.  All this, plus a guy screws a pig.  What more could you ask for this holiday season?

Back to normal, as Benji spends the first portion of the show cursing Wavepad and their lousy customer service.  We talk Exodus, hit on Jennifer Lawrence in Hunger Games part 17 and discuss the holiday season.  Plus, we have clones and douchebags.

In this episode, we record and abandon an intro due to audio quality.  Then we cross our fingers and hope that the audio is good enough to be listenable as we scramble to find a new audio program for next week.  Plus, we discuss a crap ton of movies, Chad and Scott ignore the homework, we meet the worst person in the world this side of Justin Bieber and Benji comes out pro-Taser when it comes to texting in movies.  Plus, a very special surprise for all of our listeners (or at least for the next five days *hint*hint*).

We're back and we're refreshed.  In this episode, we discuss Thanksgiving, what we've been up to with our time and a handful of new movies.  We also talk why it is a bad idea to be alone with Bill Cosby and geek out over the potential of the new Star Wars teaser trailer.  Plus, we make grand promises about the long gestating Tales of the Smoking Chihuahua novel.  And if you haven't downloaded the teaser short story, make sure you grab it while it's still free.

In this episode, the boys discuss Big Hero 6, talk books, The Princess Bride, and The Hobbit.  Plus, we misidentify Ashton's phone call, because it's what we do, and we have a sneak winner douchebag who out Bieber's Bieber.

In this episode, the show returns to a more normal length after our extra long special guest filled last show.  We talk beastiality, Halloween, Daylight Savings and douchebags.  Benji talks St. Vincent and Life after Beth and we once again mis-identify our caller.

This, our longest episode yet, is taken over by special guests Sorry Sarah and the Emperor.  We discuss Chad's foray into acting, Scott's vomiting of words and Benji's Princess Bride geekery.  We debate just how horrible a person Will is (and misidentify his phone call) and taste test most of Chad's kitchen.  Plus, we talk Fury, the latest Avengers trailer and a very special animal lover. All this plus Florida Marlins guy.

In this episode, we worry about Chad's continual issues with violence, we discuss the world's worst human being, Benji gushes over Chef and we begin working on the sequel to one of the greatest motion pictures ever made.

In this episode, we barely discuss Gone Girl because two of the three can't sacrifice their precious time for you.  We also hear about round two of Scott vs. Kidney Stones (spoiler: Scott loses). We discuss Chad's upcoming play, gush over the Royals' playoff run and actually remember the homework this week.  All this, plus douchebags and a lame football update.

In this episode, we discuss The Boxtrolls, discuss playoff baseball, talk Chad's adventures with inappropriate texts and hear from our esteemed comissioner Little Lumpkin.  Plus, we completely forget to mention homework and we show solidarity for a podcasting brother.

In this episode, Scott recounts traumatic childhood memories, we discuss A Walk Among the Tombstones, we receive our first ever listener phone call and have a sort of fantasy football update.  Plus, we learn the name of the Kansas City Royals base coach and we sort of do homework.

Hey!  We have a phone number!  Call us at 206-736-2267

In this episode, we return from Chad's illness to offer up our longest show yet.  Will Blanchard joins us to look back on three long, long years.  We discuss Piranha Sharks, the douchiness of Screech from Saved by the Bell and we talk sports of all kinds.  Plus, another failed homework assignment and a special reacharound involving Justin Bieber.

After a very brief hiatus, the boys are back and badder than ever.  In this episode, they reveal the true reason behind the podcast shutdown, they take the ALS ice bucket challenge and they talk about what the heck they've been doing and watching for the past three weeks.  Plus, the return of Chihuahua Fantasy Football Leage and a special taste test.

Two Nerdy Chihuahuas in one week?  You must've been extra good.  This time, Chad talks Tsuro, King of Tokyo and Tapple.  

Chad geeks out on more board games.

Apologies in advance for the sound quality on this episode.  Contrary to what you might think, we didn't actually record this over the phone.  We appear to have been having equipment issues.  We'll try to get it fixed for the next episode.  On this show, we discuss "Guardians of the Galaxy" and "Sharknado", share in the joys of homework, Scott hates on Ashton and we see the return of the Bieber.  

In this episode, our intrepid trio discuss Hercules, talk douchebags, offer up a gentle reach around and engage in general stupidity.  Plus, return of the Homework!

In this episode, Chad experiences the new roundabout, we discuss Sex Tape, Top Secret! and have a special taste test.  Plus, Justin Bieber returns and we offer a heartfelt reacharound.  All this and a loving memory from Will.

In this episode, we dissect Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, learn about a whole new color, an unconventional STD treatment and talk the usual.  Plus, Benji is too stupid to plug in part of the equipment, but realizes it before the show goes on too long.

In this episode, we celebrate our freedom from World Cup soccer, discuss Roger Ebert and throwback cinema, and visit some particularly awful douchebags.  Plus, we offer Ashton some love advice and the boys abuse Will one more time.

In this episode, we discuss how bad Transformers:  Age of Extinction is.  I mean, how really, really bad.  How totally awful, how atrocious, how unbearably painful it  is.  Seriously, it is terrible.  Plus, Benji mocks Chad's choice in clothing, we revisit a couple of douchebags and offer a hearty reacharound.  All this and the greatest baby name ever!

In this episode, we neglect the clones, force out another lame intro, discuss 22 Jump Street and The Grand Budapest Hotel, and talk guns and God.  Plus, douchebags and the return of Sorry Sarah.

In this episode, we compare How to Train Your Dragon 2 to Free Birds, discuss the Doucebaggery of Justin Bieber, offer a very special reach around to one bright actor and we re-live theater days.  Plus, the return of the clones.

In this episode, the clones return and Benji cries, we discuss the lengths one would go to in order to retrieve an Iphone, the depths of a mother's love, and how Tom Cruise can still make a good movie even though he's nuts.  Plus, reacharounds, Tales from the Theater and the return of the Bieber.

In this episode, we discuss George Brett, A Million Ways to Die in the West, and the awfulness of the Chicago Cubs and Kansas City Royals.  Plus, douchebags, Will whines and Ashton offers a special kind of love to LeVar Burton

We're back!  After a week in which no one bothered to notice we were gone, we've returned with fresh tales of pop culture frivolity.  We discuss Godzilla and the new X-Men, talk douchebags and give ourselves a hand.  Plus, Chad has a new card game and we hate pointless graduations!

In this episode, we talk about how an untimely death sheds a light on the indifference of our local movie theater.  Benji and Scott talk Neighbors, and Chad gives an unfortunate Reacharound.  All this, plus Douchebags!

Third, fourth or fifth time is the charm....

In this episode, we discuss plans for getting into shape, spoil Amazing Spider-Man 2, talk douchebags, and Chad recounts a Tales from the Theater in which he was the DB of the week.  All this, plus the Attack of the Clones.

In this episode, another of Chad’s hair brained schemes backfires, we discuss older movies, check in on the Oscar Pistorius trial, and visit our Tales from the Theater.  Plus, douchebags galore!

In this episode, we discuss Heaven is for Real, talk the worst ways to commit suicide, Scott receives a very uncomfortable phone call, and we talk douchebags.  Plus, we undergo an idiotic exercise in masochism at the end of the show.  Play along at home!

After a quick week off, we return wtih more inanity and stupidity.  This week we talk Captain America and Draft Day, recount what we did with our time off, and throw out a few douchebags.  Plus, Benji's computer fritzes again, meaning you won't have to hear him ramble for too long about his week off.

In this episode, we discuss Noah, Scott recounts his adventure with kidney stones and law enforcement, and we completely neglect to mention that it was his birthday.  Plus, Benji recounts his lifelong vendetta against his hand.

In this episode, Scott wusses out because he's stoned (in the worst possible way), so Benji and Chad must carry the load.  We discuss Comicon, Frozen, Muppets and share another installment of Tales of the Theater.  Plus, the return of the Bieber.

In this episode, we learn about Benji’s secret double life, Chad and Scott geek out over their impending Comicon trip, we discuss Need for Speed and wax poetic about John McTiernan.  Plus, Justin Bieber isn’t a douce!  At least for one week.

In this episode, Scott reveals his ingenious way to benefit from Daylight Savings Time, we discuss Mr. Peabody and Sherman and find out what it would be like if Benji were on The Walking Dead.  Plus, we lose a section where Chad and Benji talk basketball due to Benji's acient computer.  All this, plus Justin Bieber's still a douchebag.

In this episode, we take binge watching to the extreme, discuss some of the best of Netflix, and offer up a douchebag.  Plus, Benji defends the Oscars and tells another very special Tales from the Theater.

In this episode, the guys spend 45 minutes ragging on each other.  Plus, we discuss movies and douchebags.  Also, another Tales from the Theater and the inaugural Scott Meeker's Tales from Taco Bell.

In this episode, Chad gets his Cumberbatch on, we call FOP Will Blanchard out for being a liar, talk Robocop and Winter's Tale, adn revist the Tales from the Theater.  Plus, Justin Bieber is a douchebag...just because.

In this episode, we discuss the Lego Movie, bring back the ever popular Bieber Douchebag, talk classic movies and harken back to simpler times wit another Tales from the Theater.  

In this episode, we discuss Chad's 40th birthday celebration, talk "Labor Day", hear about a clothing adverse patron from movie theater days and bring Justin Bieber back to defend his douchebag.  Plus, a reacharound to a very special newlywed.

In this episode, we discuss The Spectacular Now, the return of the Bieber, Chad's Downton Abbey obsession and we have a return of the Tales from the Theater.  All this plus a very special reacharound.

In this episde, the guys coin yet another colorful and highly inappropriate term, they discuss "Her", "Jack Ryan", "Lone Survivor" and Scott explores the shady world of Reddit movie watching.  Plus, alternative uses for cheese, Justin Bieber is still a douche, fun with penis pumps, and they try a new board game.  All this, and another movie theater storytime, just for Ashton.

In this episode, Scott takes a bit of a hiatus to do actual work related stuff, so Benji and Chad pick up the slack in discussing alternate uses for ceramic squirrels, the proper labeling of Nike shoes, throw another bone Justin Bieber's way, and enjoy contributions from listeners regarding the douchocity of Michael Bay.  Plus, they talk about movies and stuff.

In this episode, we give Justin Bieber a very rare double award, talk Wolf of Wall Street and Secret Life of Walter Mitty, listen to Scott's really boring story about his car problems and one of us has the munchies.

As a placeholder until our regular episode hits in a day or two, we offer you this, a recap of our greatest moments of 2013.  Happy New Year, suckers!

In this episode, Chad makes his triumphant return, we sample exotic wares from far east and slightly north, debate The Hobbit, discuss Anchorman 2 and make Chad an honorary Douchebag and Reacharound winner.  Plus, it’s our annual gift exchange!  

In this episode, Scott and Benji soldier on without their missing compatriot.  They discuss the latest Hobbit, the Coen Brothers, talk Christmas, ignore Itunes feedback yet again and recognize two very deserving fellas for a Reacharound.  

In this episode, Scott and Benji continue to soldier on without Chad, we get a Preston Lacy update and we begin their quest to get Preston to do the show.  Plus, we talk Calvin and Hobbes and even more Breaking Bad.

In this episode, Chad goes AWOL to watch his Chiefs lose, so Scott and Benji discuss Frozen, Amish drive-bys, Benji’s secret love of Preston Lacy, and the untimely death of Paul Walker.  Benji also does his best to alienate all the drunk driver contingent of our audience while Scott cringes, and we talk about yet another reason to hate Guasano’s Pizza.  Plus, we almost completely ignore fantasy football.

In this pre-Thanksgiving episode, the group engages in their own form of Hunger Games, we learn what happens every time Chad is killed in an intro, discuss "The Hunger Games:  Catching Fire", talk stand up comedy and throw out a few more douchebags.  Plus:  Homework?  No, no homework.

In this episode, we discuss unusual fetishes, rehash Scott’s first week at the new gig and talk movies. Plus, douchebags and a very special reach around.

In this episode, we hash out Thor, discuss news, football and douchebags.

In this episode, the boys do some trick or treating, then talk movie theater shootings, discuss "Before Midnight" and trash 3d.  Plus, we renew our membership to the Helen Hunt fan club and bring Chris Brown back to douchedom.

In this episode, Chad returns from his football hiatus, we discuss Bad Grandpa, the flawed logic of Gremlins, and rehash television from seasons past.  Plus, douchebags, news and a very special reach around.

On this episode, Chad abandons the podcast in order to watch his Kansas City Chiefs before the rest of the team turns their guns on either their girlfriends or themselves.  So Benji and Scott talk movies, douchebags, some Breaking Bad, the final season of The Office and just enjoy the general uninterrupted peace of no Chad.  But we do offer a reacharound to help soothe hurt feelings.

In this episode, we exact revenge on Chad, we discuss Machete Kills and Captain Phillips, and discuss why Madonna is the scourge of the civilized world.

In this episode, we recount theater horror stories for the week, discuss Gravity and Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2, delve in to Grand Theft Auto V and hear from Sorry Sarah.  Plus, douchebags, a reacharound and more of Chad Reads Insane Clown Posse Lyrics.  And, for the ladies, Benji reads dinosaur erotica.

In this issue, we discuss the joys of food poisoning, try to figure out exactly what sound a cardinal makes, talk Battle of the Year and Kings of Summer, and dissect Breaking Bad.  Plus, we rail on Insane Clown Posse yet again, lose the slightest bit of respect for Sorry Sarah, and discuss the biggest douchebags in the country.  All this, plus Chad Breaks Bad!

In this episode, Chad relates a life changing event he witnessed on the way to recording.  We discuss "Prisoners", as well as revisit a few old favorites.  We re-visit the stupidity of the Insane Clown Posse and offer a very special reach around down under.  

In this episode, we talk fantasy football and Scott's amazing ability to dominate the league without any actual knowledge of the sport.  We also discuss Breaking Bad, Stories We Tell and douchebags.

In this episode, we give the inaugural Smoking Chihuahua Fantasy Football League update, revisit Scott's bum knee, hear the story of Black Terry and White Beth, and Chad has a secret.  Plus, Riddick and douchebags.

In this episode, we soldier on without the gimpy Scott.  Jason blows us off, we launch the inaugural Smoking Chihuahua Fantasy Football League, and Benji watches a crap ton of movies.  Plus, we try to exploit our mention on The Flop House by blatantly mentioning them in our title.

In this episode, we learn of a disturbing new kind of ghost and the only way to get rid of it.  We record possibly the worst intro and radio drama we’ve had up to this point, and we establish the Tales of the Smoking Chihuahua fantasy football league.  Plus, we bid Scott a fond farewell, at least for a couple of weeks.  All this, movies, news and douchebags.

In this episode, we discuss Jobs, talk drive ins, discuss fantasy baseball and fantasy football, and once again skip homework.

In this episode, the boys whip out the race card, then get bored with it.  Plus, we discuss Elysuim, don't deliver a radio drama, and we make an important decision regarding  homework.  All this and news, douchebags and a very special reach around.

On our spectacular two year and one week anniversary show, we discuss Benji's untimely demise, the probability of a Cub dynasty and we talk movies.  Benji bags on Smurfs 2, Chad zones out on The Wolverine and Scott comes to grips with his lack of movie exposure lately.  Plus, douchebags and reacharounds.  But alas, we forgot the homework.

In this episode, we prepare for our big two year anniversary by not actually celebrating it.  Plus, we discuss Sharknado, Pacific Rim and Turbo.

In this special edition, Scott and Chad recount their trip into the depths of hell.

In this special edition, we follow Benji on his quest to be reunited with his co-hosts and find completion.  Note the stellar voice work.

This episode, we prepare for the imminent death of Scott and Chad by discussing Despicable Me 2, The Lone Ranger and the pros and cons of getting to know your horse carnally (spoiler alert:  This episode contains a Sara Jessica Parker joke). We also discuss the price of being forgetful and get a visit from the Chihuahua mascot, Esther the cat.

In this episode, we discuss White House Down, give a trivia update and we learn that our cinematic debut is now streaming on Netflix.  Plus, we talk about the pros and cons of bullying and give a half-hearted reach around.

In this episode, Scott develops intimate knowledge of zombies, we discuss the negative career impact of slave themed weddings and the Muppets further encroachment into the real world.  We also discuss World War Z and Monsters University and cover homework and douchebags.

Chad's Back!

In our milestone episode 100, we treat the event with relative indifference, instead talking Man of Steel while Chad sits on the toilet.  We also have a record number of douchebags and reach arounds.  Plus, 100 reasons to love the Chihuahua!

In this episode, we discuss news, get excited about our upcoming milestone episode, and Benji suffers through The Internship.  Plus, we discuss why we would never want a talking cat.

In this episode, we rush to make deadline and meet listener expectations.  Also, we discuss Now You See Me, reminisce about Arrested Development and realize why everyone should be more like Aaron Rogers.  All this, and listener mail!

In this episode, we spend a great deal of time discussing Fast and Furious 6 and Arrested Development.  Plus a few other things.

In this episode we geek out on the latest Star Trek film, dissecting it to its very core, then regurgitating it for your listening pleasure (?).  We also talk the relevance of 3D, tip our caps to our latest reacharound and mercilessly chastise our douchebag nominees.

In this episode, we discuss the art of shot gunning milkshakes, the pros and cons of large women fetish websites, and Scott comes out as a Baz Luhrman fan.  Plus, we desecrate a classic work of literature as well as a beloved romantic comedy.  All this and douchebags, reacharounds and our homework.

In this episode, we dissect Iron Man 3, some of us dread the upcoming Great Gatsby adaptation, and completely torpedo any chances of a Kum & Go endorsement deal.  Plus, we talk naked chicks covered in fish, douchebags and a couple of reacharounds.

In this episode, Benji and Chad rant about the death of trivia night, we discuss Pain & Gain and one of us reports on the homework assignment.  Plus, a review of Hellzapalooza!

Once again, we visit our summer movie spectacular, counting down the highs, lows and Lone Ranger of the upcoming movie season.  Though we cut back on douchebags, we more than make up for it with our presence.

In this episode, we introduce Benji’s latest family edition, Chad recounts uncomfortable stories from childhood and Will makes his triumphant return.  We discuss the proper amount of time to allow a movie or book to get good before abandonment, and we cover really, really old prostitutes.  Plus, douchebags and a bit of music.

In this episode, Chad and Scott recount their Comicon 2013 adventures, we discuss the bowel movements of George Takei, debate the merits of “Evil Dead” and send a shout out to the kidlet.  Plus, douchebags and homework.

In this episode, we recount our poker experiences from the night before, discuss the latest G.I. Joe, and wonder why Darius Rucker is suddenly everywhere.  Plus douchebags and a special reacharound.

In this episode, we pay proper respect to the aging beauty that is Helen Hunt, we discuss Olympus Has Fallen and find an extended scene outtake, Chad whines about being whipped by Benji and Scott in the NCAA Bracket Challenge, and we discuss douchebags and homework.

In this episode, we have a bitter battle to christen the new show pope, discuss "Oz the Great and Powerful", talk "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone", and hash out homework and douchebags.

In this episode, we argue spoilers, discuss a truly atrocious movie, and debate the merits of not endangering our listeners' lives.  Plus, douchebags and homework.

In this episode, we discuss our short hiatus, talk Oscars, recap the trivia night semi-final, take a look at "The Swell Season" and "Hotel Transylvania", and beep more than usual.  Plus, douchebags and homework.

Weather, illness and little podcast gremlins have kept our crew from getting together this week.  So, to tide you over, Chad offers his take on gaming and all things nerdy.  Tune back in next week for trivia semi-final updates as well as Oscar commentary.

In this episode, we dissect “Live Free or Die Hard”, discuss why Chad is a back-stabbing, lying weasel and start making plans for the Kansas City Comicon.  Plus, the Chihuahaus are gonna sponsor a race, we have homework and we tell you why the blade runner may truly just be misunderstood.  All this, plus return of the Chinese Delivery Guy!